THE HOLLYWOOD TICKLE
VOLUME 4 ISSUE 1
ORIGINALLY MAILED ON 01/15/2008
THE HOLLYWOOD TICKLE
PRESENTED BY HOLLYWOODGUYS.NET
Volume 4 Issue 1
THE HOLLYWOOD TICKLE
PRESENTED BY HOLLYWOODGUYS.NET
Volume 4 Issue 1
Happy New Year all of my Tickle Readers. I know you thought I had abandoned you but a lot has changed in the last few months and it forced me to take a short leave of absence. But don't think I have forgotten you, oh no, you were all in my thoughts while I was masturba... dreamed about the future. While I may have stopped updating the site for awhile I still kept writing delicious reviews. In fact I Hefe alone have written 28 new reviews to be devoured... preferably with an ice cold glass of 2% milk. Also The Golden Globes have came and then went like a prostitute in the night, and I have all of the results ready for readin'! Oh and don't forget, you lucky subscribers will be able to vote in the upcoming 2007 Golden Giggle Awards. Below are the categories for The Giggles, and in 2 short weeks we will release the nominations for you to vote on. So feel free to start watching movies again because the Hollywood Guys are back.
THIS WEEK'S MOVIE REVIEWS FROM
A.I.: ARTIFICIAL
INTELLIGENCE
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ALPHA DOG
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THE ASTRONAUT FARMER
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THE BENCHWARMERS
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BLADES OF GLORY
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THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM
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CATCH AND RELEASE
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DEATH BECOMES HER
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DEJA VU
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DISTURBIA
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THE EX
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FRACTURE
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HAIRSPRAY (2007)
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THE HOLIDAY
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I AM LEGEND
(QUICKIE)
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INVINCIBLE (2006)
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JUNO
(QUICKIE)
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LET'S GO TO PRISON
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LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD
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THE LOOKOUT
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OCEAN'S THIRTEEN
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PIRATES
OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD'S END
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PREMONITION
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SPIDER-MAN 3
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THE SQUID AND THE WHALE
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SUPERBAD
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TRANSFORMERS
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WILDHOGS
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THIS WEEK'S MOVIE REVIEWS FROM
3:10 TO YUMA (2007)
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BEOWULF (2007)
(QUICKIE)
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ENCHANTED
(QUICKIE)
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GOOD LUCK CHUCK
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THE MIST
(QUICKIE)
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STARDUST
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THIS WEEK'S MOVIE REVIEWS FROM
NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN
(QUICKIE)
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SWEENY TODD: THE DEMON BARBER
OF FLEET STREET
(QUICKIE)
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WALK HARD: THE DEWEY COX STORY
(QUICKIE)
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THIS WEEK'S MOVIE REVIEWS FROM
I HAVE NO INTERNET... AND NO REVIEWS...
"PLEASE FORGIVE ME" - BRIAN ADAMS
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MOVIE PAGES HEFE UPDATED JUST FOR
YOU
1408
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28 WEEKS LATER
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DEATH PROOF
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DOOM
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FANTASTIC FOUR
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FANTASTIC
FOUR: RISE OF THE SILVER SURFER
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FIREWALL
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THE FIRM
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FIRST KNIGHT
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FIRST SNOW
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FIST OF LEGEND
(JING WU YING XIONG)
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FLAGS OF OUR FATHERS
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FLETCH
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THE FOG (2005)
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FOR YOUR CONSIDERATION
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THE FORGOTTEN
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FRIENDS WITH MONEY
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HARRY
POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX
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LICENSE TO WED
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PLANET TERROR
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REIGN OVER ME
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SHREK THE THIRD
TRIVIA QUESTION OF THE WEEK
The first and only film to be directed by Dan Aykroyd was also written by him and based upon his own experiences of being pulled over in the middle of the night for speeding and being forced to appear right then and there in front of the local justice of the peace. Name that movie.
Scroll to the bottom of the letter to check
your answer.
MOVIE QUOTE OF THE WEEK
Juno MacGuff: You should've gone to China, you know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know, they pretty much just put them in those t-shirt guns and shoot them out at sporting events.-Ellen Page as Juno MacGuff in Juno explaining the best way to adopt a new baby.
