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THE KID'S QUICKIE REVIEW OF:
THE DEPARTED (2006)

    This movie was fuggin' ahsome in every way. Theh was violence, theh was crazy good actin', and sweet ass Bahston accents. But seriously, Scorsese was firing on mostly all cylinders and made one sweet film. His cast is full of huge stars and they actually all deliver: DiCaprio, Damon, Nicholson, Sheen, Baldwin and Wahlberg - wait that last one sucked, even his hair sucked. I don't think this one will go down in history with the same acclaim as Raging Bull or Goodfellas for their pure perfection or Gangs Of New York for its ambition but The Departed shouldn't be missed.