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THE KID'S QUICKIE REVIEW OF:
300

    It's hard to pinpoint what exactly I didn't care for in this movie. It certainly wasn't the hard bodies and rippling abs. Wait... fuck. It certainly wasn't the camera work which was inventive and fresh. Maybe it was the overacting or the terrible dialogue. I don't know, I found myself blown away at the visuals; but only in certain parts. However visuals alone are not nearly enough to make you wanna slap down nine damn dollars and then sit in the dark for 2 hours. If I wanna do that, I'll see Laser Floyd on Friday night.