THE RATING SYSTEM
"EVERY SYSTEM HAS RULES..."
OURS CAN'T BE BROKEN, BENT... OR CHANGED BY THE MPAA

This site rates all movies on a standard A to F system, just like a report card.

All grades except for "A" and "F" are eligible to be skewed by adding a "+" or "-" to the grade.

"A" and "F" grades are not given out often they are meant to signify only the absolute best and worst that film has to offer.

"A" and "F" grades are also weighted more heavily when calculating a film's average rating when multiple writers have reviewed the same film.



BUT WHAT DO ALL OF THESE LETTERS MEAN?
A
 This is movie perfection.
Whatever you are doing, it's not as important as watching this film.

 
B+
 This is a must watch film!
It may not be perfect but it's sure as hell close!
B
 This is a good solid movie.
Full to semi-erections likely upon vieweing.
B-
This is an above average film.
Mistakes were made, but this is still worth seeing.

 
C+
 This is enjoyably average.
Let's face it, it could have been a lot worse.
C
 This is average in every way.
Marvel at it's averageness.
C-
 It's average but with a "-".
Don't pretend like you don't know what that means.

 
D+
 This film is below average.
It's not all bad, but it might as well be.
D
 This is a bad movie.
Just because it could be worse doesn't mean it's good.
D-
 Don't watch this film.
There me be a piece of glitter in here, but it's still a pile of shit.

 
F
 This is a painfully bad movie.
There is no reason to ever watch this movie, Ever.


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