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HEFE'S QUICKIE REVIEW OF:
THE DEPARTED (2006)

    I really wanted to see this movie, although how could I not want to? I mean this is directed by Martin Scorsese and has a cast that makes me want to jism all over the wall spelling out the word awesome in man juice. Disturbing cock thread images aside, this movie was as good as I could have hoped it to be, which considering the high expectations I had for this movie only serves as a testament as to how good this movie truly is. I will be rooting for Scorsese, Alec Baldwin, and Jack Nicholson at the Oscars and since this year we will be introducing the Giggle Awards, you can pretty much bet that these names will be turning up soon. Fuck I haven't seen a movie this good in a long time, it feels good, real good.