---

---

HEFE'S QUICKIE REVIEW OF:
300

    This was a bizarre movie. Visually it was really cool. The actions scenes were in your face, and the actors were surprisingly good an intense. But I still didn't enjoy this movie like I thought I would. So the question is why, was it all of the half naked men? No, surprisingly it was appropriate. I think it was the dialogue. It was like unnecessary wannabe Shakespearean dialogue. Way over dramatic and way to long winded. While I enjoyed all of the arms and legs being slashed off and the large stacks of dead bodies, I just couldn't get into it because of the dialogue. Oh also what was with the itty bitty titty parade in this movie. All of the tits were pancake flat, the guys pecks were larger... that's never ok.