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BEST PICTURE (DRAMA/SCI-FI)
Usually features someone crying or shooting lasers... or if you are lucky, both.
BEST PICTURE (COMEDY/ANIMATION)
I have always been DRAWN to comedy... yes that is a good one.
BEST ACTOR
To quote DVDA: "A manny manny man!"
BEST ACTRESS
The best set of... acting... good at acting... leave it alone.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Every dick needs balls, I think you know where I am going with this.
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
Small yes, but not in stature, or usually cup size.
BEST DIRECTOR
Usually a man, and usually a bearded man at that.
BEST SCREENPLAY
The kings and queens of typing.
BEST SPECIAL EFFECTS MOVIE
Like watching porn, sometimes the story doesn't matter if it looks good.
NOTHING GOES HERE IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING
WORST MOVIE
The worst of the worst.
WORST ACTOR (MALE/FEMALE)
Proof that men and women suck equally.
CLASSIC INDUCTEE (DRAMA/SCI-FI)
Only the best movies in history get nominated here.
CLASSIC INDUCTEE (COMEDY/ANIMATION)
It may be old but it should never be forgotten.

 



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