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G BABY'S QUICKIE REVIEW OF:
CHARLOTTE'S WEB (2006)

    The cast for this movie is amazing. The only problem is they're all just voices. And it felt like they came in at different times and recorded a few lines whenever they could and the cast never really gelled together as a whole. This whole movie just felt like it didn't work. I'll give you an example of why this movie didn't work. At one point Babe... I mean Wilbur is so excited about going to go to the fair that he does a back flip. THE PIG DOES A FREAKIN' BACK FLIP! And the huge crowd that has gathered is more impressed with a word in a spider web than a pig that can do a God damn back flip! I'll tell you what, if you show me a pig that can do a motherfuckin' back flip I'll show you a guest spot on David Letterman's stupid pet tricks. And after you show me that back flipping pig, if you try to show me another pig standing in front of a spider web that says "SOME PIG", then I'm making SOME BACON out of that pig. Speaking of bacon, this movie made me so hungry for bacon. Anyway this movie sucks. The script is not funny and the direction is dumb. Kids will be not be entertained and parents will be just as bored. This was really a disappointment. You should watch the 1973 animated version. It's a million times better and it has something this movie doesn't have: Heart.