HEFE'S BIO

Age: 28

Real Name: Jesse

If You Were a Movie Where Would You Be Shelved: Comedy

Reason:

Because life is a series of stupid moments to laugh at. If you take yourself or others too seriously then it will drag on forever. Laugh at the world, laugh at yourself, just laugh, otherwise know one will want to see your movie, including yourself. Besides who doesn't enjoy a raging case of the giggles!


Hobbies: I don't do much. I am a man, does that count as a hobby? Does not reading count as a hobby? I watch movies, I play video games sometimes, sometimes I like to do a rain dance to bring water for the crop and save my people. I don't have people. I drink a lot of soda, I feel bad most of the time about everything. I don't think I am doing this right...


Contact Hefe now and make fun of his unborn children whatever!
hefe@hollywoodguys.net

HEFE'S HONOR ROLL
ALL OF THE MOVIE'S THAT HEFE HAS GIVEN THE COVETED "A" RATING TO

(1957)
(2005)
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls
(2002)
(1999)
(1999)
(1997)
(1999)
(1985)
(2005)
(1991)
(1998)
Catch Me If You Can
(2006)
(2008)
(2006)
Die Hard With A Vengeance
(1999)
(1972)
Groundhog Day
(1993)
(1989)
(1999)
(1975)
(2001)
Punch-Drunk Love
(1994)
Sin City
(2000)
(1999)
(1977)
Star Wars Episode V: The Empire Strikes Back
(2007)
(1995)
(1995)
Wet Hot American Summer


HEFE'S CRAP STACK
THE MOVIES SO BAD THEY GOT THE RARE "F" SLAP
Adventures Of Pluto Nash, The
(2009)
Black Dahlia, The
Cursed - The Unrated Version
(2008)
(2008)
(2006)
(2009)
Paparazzi
Rollerball (2002)
Surf Nazis Must Die
(2009)
Van Helsing
Wagons East
(2009)

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